“Ninety feet between bases is perhaps as close as man has ever come to perfection.”
“Your tears only water your weeds”
“If women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.”
“Apparently, my hopes, dreams and aspirations were no match against my poor spelling, punctuation and grammar.”
“I am poor and naked but I am the chief of a nation. We do not want riches but we do want to train our children right. Riches would do us no good. We could not take them with us to the other world. We do not want riches. We want peace and love.”
“They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did.”