“Beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.”

“A girl's legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part.”

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing...”

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”

“Beauty is only skin-deep, and ugly goes straight to the bone.”

“You realize early in life that beauty is only skin-deep, and ugly goes straight to the bone.”

“And the game of dominoes is much like life: You gotta play the bones you’ve pulled. It don’t matter if you got seven doubles in your damn hand.”