“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.”
“My best advice for aspiring writers is to read a lot and write. Don't worry if you don't get your first, fifth or tenth novel published, if you keep going you'll make it. Also read "how to write" books as they may make the process a bit quicker.”
“If you can't get to be uncommon through going straight, you'll never get to do it through going crooked. [...] live well and die happy.”
“The shorter the visit, the quicker you'll be invited back.”
“Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.”
“When things go wrong, you'll find they usually go on getting worse for some time; but when things once start going right they often go on getting better and better.”