“Ish #28 "Give you child a name with meaning.”
“Ish #211 "Your child is your parental obligation, not friend.”
“Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.”
“North-ish." A pause, and then: "Is that Terra for I'm lost-ish?”
“Names are a great mystery. I've never known whether the name is molded by the child or the child changed to fit the name. But you can be sure of this- whenever a human has a nickname it is a proof that the name given him was wrong.”
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”