“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!”
“Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.”
“Ish #28 "Give you child a name with meaning.”
“Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.”
“Ish #211 "Your child is your parental obligation, not friend.”
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.”