“Men. You can't live with them, you can't... no. That's about it.”
“Men. You can't live with them, you can't shoot them.”
“What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.”
“Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.”
“Men are like busses. I mean, you wait for ages and ages, and when one does finally come along you can't get on. And that bit about them coming in threes, well, that's just a myth.”
“All I kept thinking about, over and over, was 'You can't live forever; you can't live forever.”