“The last rule was to make enumerations so complete, and reviews so comprehensive, that I should be certain of omitting nothing.”
“It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavourable reviews, make one's will, beat one's servants, and so forth.”
“How can I rule anyone - when you so completely rule me?”
“What makes you so certain?""But I am not certain," I told him. "Nothing is certain. You want certainty?""Yes!""Then you want death.”
“Here was something that I did all the time, and thought nothing of it, and it turns out the rest of the world thinks it's completely reprehensible. That's when I knew I needed to change, so I started making rules. The first one was; Don't mess with animals.”
“There is nothing, nothing certain but the nothingness of all that is comprehensible to us, and the grandeur of something incomprehensible, but more important!”