“I was supposed to be babysitting an eighteen-year-old blind, rich kid, and he locked himself in a closet! Honestly.”
“I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
“This woman was eighteen years old. With eyes as old as stones.”
“It was like he'd sprung fully-formed from my eighteen-year-old fantasies, the hot History teacher who just couldn't help himself.”
“Twenty highly trained agents versus one eighteen year old high school drop out and he managed to kick all your asses. Okay, did we get really bad at this over night or is this kid really that good?!”
“They know the autumn's the peak season for harvesting, and that the crop is eighteen-year-olds.”