“These days I have to work twice as hard to look half as good.”
“All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. ”
“all you have to do in life is hang out with your friends, party hard and look twice as good as the chick standing next to you”
“one might find men in Congress who possess twice your good looks, but not one who possesses half your good sense.”
“The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year except at Christmas, when I work a half day.”
“For being good is a fearful occupation; men strain at it & sometimes break in two. I've known a few. You work twice as hard to be a farmer as to be his hog.”