“Librarians are your very best friend. And don't ever think otherwise.”
“I don't think your God has ever advised you otherwise. You hear only what you want. He only ever commands your preferences.”
“best friends just don't leave your side”
“You are your own best friend. Never ever, put yourself down.”
“Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.”
“Librarians lend people books from the library. The best librarians are children's book librarians.”