“This is the unluckiest day I've had since my rich uncle changed doctors.”
“He looks at me incredulously. "I think you're amazing..." Why would he think this? Bailey is amazing and Gram and Big, and of course Mom, but not me. I am the two-dimensional one in a 3-D Family”
“By the time we stopped for the night, Billy Milsap was as big as an ocean liner.”
“When I was a little girl,' I said, sitting down, 'the wallpaper in my room had pictures of Noah's story.' [...]You know what's weird though? It's weird that the ark would be such a kids' story, you know? I mean, it's...really a story about death. Every person who isn't in Noah's family? They die. Every animal, apart from two of each on the boat? They die. They all die in the flood. Billions of creatures. It's the worst tragedy ever,' I finished, my voice tied off by a knot in my chest.[...] 'What the hell,'I said, 'pardon my language, was that doing on my wallpaper?”
“Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.”
“Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring.”