“[A] pessimist gets nothing but pleasant surprises, an optimist nothing but unpleasant.”
“Pessimists have only pleasant surprises.”
“expect nothing, be pleasantly surprised.”
“I'd rather be a pessimist because then I can only be pleasantly surprised.”
“The good thing about being a pessimist is that I'm either always right, or pleasantly surprised.”
“The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget but a pessimist forgets to laugh.”