“I will ride my luck on occasion, but I like to pick the occasion.”
“I don't know what sort of occasion I was waiting for...because everyday was a special occasion with your father.”
“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
“I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.”
“To dream on occasion is not dreaming, To love on occasion is not love.”
“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.”