“It strikes me, sir, that you are nearing the point where even a grateful American might tell you to go to the devil.-Nero Wolfe to an FBI Agent”
“The Internet: Where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents.”
“Oh, for the love of God. There is no agent more agent than you. I swear you have pin-striped ties encrypted into your DNA. When you die, the coffin is going to read Property of the FBI.”
“I knew how to use a dictionary, and if I was going to be spending time around Nero Wolfe, I would have to buy one."-Archie Goodwin in Archie Meets Nero Wolfe”
“Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.”
“Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me? Vampire mojo strikes again.”