“A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.”
“In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pinstriped suits, the best people are bare-assed.”
“No politician should ever let himself be photographed in a bathing suit.”
“If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, if he is a politician.”
“But 'contentment'. Is that happiness? Or is that only resignation wearing a funny hat?”
“A real politician, and these were real politicians, never betrays his country to an outsider. He betrays it to himself. He is the enemy within.”