“The best thing for the inside of a man, is the outside of a horse.”

“He was thrown from his horse, and Englishman never falls off. ( roughly)”

“One of these days the entire Western world will grind to a halt, its apparatus clogged with forms, files and memoranda.”

“The outside of a horse is good for the inside of man.”

“There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“There's nothing better for the inside of a person then than the outside of a horse.”