“Finally they had started shooting zombies. That was much better.”
“Everything's better with zombies - NOT”
“I think we may have started this conversation off on the wrong foot," Robert said finally. In fact, if the conversation had been animate, the merciful thing to do would have been to take it out behind the barn and shoot it.”
“Zombie and guns—what could be better?”
“I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?" I screamed at the television. "Get out of there. Somebody shoot it!" Then I realized I was watching Special Report and had mistaken Charles Krauthammer for a zombie.”
“The present was better. Much, much better. Humans had coffee now. And gelato.”