“Juan nonchalantly drove the shovel through the head of the zombified maid, and the drama was over.”
“She was a Privately funded spy ship owned by the corporation and headed by Juan Cabtillo. The Oregon was his brain child and his one true love.”
“So we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight.”
“nonchalantly”
“...If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel”
“...which fairy-tale princess ever chose her maid over her prince?”