“The crux of the argument was that Jenni was a bloodthirsty psycho and would waste all of the ammo while Juan was too stupid to understand guns were made to be fired.”

“She'd been questioning Jenni's sanity for a while now, but then again, they were all slightly insane now, weren't they?”

“Well," Jenni said with a wry smile, "at least we live in Texas, where people actually own guns and hunt.”

“I knew those fuckers were smarter than they appeared. Dammit, first they’re runners, now they’re climbers. They're breaking all the fucking zombie rules!" Juan looked personally insulted by this development.”

“We're meals on wheels," Jenni said with a bitter laugh. "Chewy center is what it's all about," Katie said gloomily.”

“Juan nonchalantly drove the shovel through the head of the zombified maid, and the drama was over.”

“During the meeting, Jenni paid attention only when they talked about killing zombies.”