“Well," Jenni said with a wry smile, "at least we live in Texas, where people actually own guns and hunt.”
“If I owned hell and west Texas, he said, I do believe I'd sell west Texas and live in hell.”
“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”
“I went to school in Hooks, Texas, where most people can't even read the name stitched over their own pocket.”
“Actually we did not have the feelings we said we had until we spoke them--at least I didn't; to phrase them was to invent them and own them.”
“The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?”