“Wow! I'm more of a badass than I thought.”
“Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.”
“Wow. I'm impressed. Seriously." Ryan stared at him in amazement. "Wow." A brief moment passed and he shook his head slowly. "Some day I'll be able to think of something more clever than that to say, but at the moment I'm freakin' floored.”
“Are you saying I'm not a badass? Then all these tattoos were for nothing. What shall I do?”
“What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.”
“His face is more open than an open book, like a wall of graffiti really. I realize I'm writing wow on my thigh with my finger, decide I better open my mouth and snap us out of this impromptu staring contest.”