“All he has is a mangled ankle. I have Americans.”
“I have no interest at all in food and drink, but only in slaughter and blood and the agonized groans of mangled men”
“They were high up. If he fell, he'd have time to hum three verses of "She Has No Ankles That I Can See" before he hit. Maybe an extra round of the chorus.”
“All I need is a badly mangled, irate sentence stalking me.”
“I still maintain that an ordinary human being has the right to be horrified by a mangled body seen on an afternoon walk.”
“A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coincidence?”