“Why is it that there is this misconception that dark equals good. That only applies to chocolate.”

“There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.”

“It was not their irritating assumption of equality that annoyed Nicholai so much as their cultural confusions. The Americans seemed to confuse standard of living with quality of life, equal opportunity with institutionalized mediocrity, bravery with courage, machismo with manhood, liberty with freedom, wordiness with articulation, fun with pleasure - in short, all of the misconceptions common to those who assume that justice implies equality for all, rather than equality for equals.”

“In America everybody is of the opinion that he has no social superiors, since all men are equal, but he does not admit that he has no social inferiors, for, from the time of Jefferson onward, the doctrine that all men are equal applies only upwards, not downwards.”

“Come to the Dark Side.We have chocolate.”

“All the good times evaporated like naphtha, the moment some air of misconceptions touched it.”