“Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.”
“I think I just had an evilgasm.”
“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.”
“Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.”
“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!”
“You should have seen the look on your skull...”
“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.”