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Rich Burlew - “Hi Haley. look, I found all these free...”

“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.”

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“Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.”

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“You should have seen the look on your skull...”

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“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.”

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“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...”

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“I think I just had an evilgasm.”

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“Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.”

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