“Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.”
“Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.”
“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!”
“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.”
“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.”
“thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!”