“Let's see... "Advanced Flanking Theory", by U.R. Skrood. "Fighting on the Grid", by Minnie Churse. "Moving on Diagonals", by Wun and Ahaff. Ah ha! Here it is: "Attacks of Opportunity Explained", by Ben Dover and Taye Kitt.”

“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.”

“Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.”

“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!”

“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.”

“No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.”

“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...”