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Rich Burlew - “Promise me...that...”

“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...”

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“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.”

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“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.”

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“Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.”

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“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!”

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“No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.”

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“You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.”

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