“Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?”
“If you can't solve a problem, then there is an easier problem you can solve: find it.”
“The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.”
“If you can't solve a problem, manage it.”
“There is no problem that a library card can't solve.”
“A problem can't be solved with the same level of thinking that created it.”