“You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.”
“Perenelle shuddered. "You know I hate leprechauns more than almost anything.”
“So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?”
“America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do.”
“Please don't tell her i told you. I know how much you love her, Hardy, and i know the reason she didn't want you to know is because she loves you, too. I've never seen two people your age feel so deeply about each other. I understand you needing to know, but she would never forgive me.”
“Dexter, I love you so much. So, so much, and I probably always will. I just don't like you anymore. I'm sorry.”