“You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.”
“You should have seen the look on your skull...”
“No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.”
“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!”
“Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.”
“I think I just had an evilgasm.”
“Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.”