“Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.”

“The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.”

“That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye”

“Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.”

“Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.”

“Here is where people,One frequently finds,Lower their voicesAnd raise their minds.”

“there is no better looking glass than an old friend.”