“That was Dad's life, and I was the birdshit on his windshield.”
“Look at life through the windshield not the rearview mirror.”
“Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.”
“that stone Buddha deserves all the birdshit it getsI wave my skinny arms like a tall flower in the wind”
“I got my windshield replaced for no apparent reason. So now I have a new windshield that looks exactly like my old one, only cleaner.”
“I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that?”