“-like maintaining the grounds of a castle when the knight, fallen in battle, will never be returning”

“I hate crap, I like craftsmanship”

“If you don't wear lipstick, I can't talk to you.”

“A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.”

“the sweet juices of your mouthare like castles bathed in honey.i've never had it done so gently before.you have put a circle of castlesaround my penis and you swirl themlike sunlight on the wings of birds.”

“The warrior who goes off to battle should not boast as the one who returns from it.”

“It has been my experience that the "hardest" people in the world are actually the most fragile and the most soft-spoken are the strongest...”