“I feel horrible. She doesn'tlove me and I wander aroundthe house like a sewing machine that's just finished sewing a turd to a garbage can lid.”
“She sewed as she read. For the Vicar considered that sewing was an occupation and that reading was not. He was silent as long as his daughter sewed and when she read he talked.”
“As beautiful as the chance encounter of a sewing machine and an umbrella on an operating table.”
“I feel like I am always the one tearing everything up and forever sewing it back together.”
“I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more.”
“A woman should never learn to sew, and is she can she shouldn't admit to it”