“The newspapers! Sir, they are the most villainous — licentious — abominable — infernal — Not that I ever read them — no — I make it a rule never to look into a newspaper.”
“Had I a thousand daughters, by Heaven! I'd as soon have them taught the black art as their alphabet!”
“You write with ease, to show your breeding,But easy writing's curst hard reading.”
“Never say more than is necessary.”
“A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.”
“When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.”
“There is not a passion so strongly rooted in the human heart as envy.”