“There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers.”
“There are two kinds of people who sit around all day thinking about killing people...mystery writers and serial killers. I'm the kind that pays better.”
“Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.”
“I don't know why anyone would be scared of a homeless person. The truly scary people are all the murder mystery writers. They spend all day thinking of the perfect plot on how to kill someone and get away with it.”
“There are two kinds of people. Those who climb mountains and those who sit in the shadow of the mountains and critique the climbers.”
“I'm not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what they're going to do. I'm just going to do it. Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.”