“Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson.”

Richard Condon

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“Where secrecy is known to exist one can never be absolutely sure that he knows the complete truth." Edward U. Condon”