“There is no greater bore than perfection.”
“In the United States of Entertainment there is no greater sin than to bore the audience”
“What greater happiness is there than the privilege of being bored together?”
“The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.”
“I had a perfect life in my reach once, and it was a crashing bore. Perfect is too clean, too easy. I don't want perfect any more than I want to be perfect. I want imperfect.”
“It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.”