“The mob hysteria over pedophiles has reached epidemic proportions and driven parents to panic. Today's Just Williams, today's Huck Finns, today's Swallows and Amazons are deprived of the freedom to roam that was one of the delights of childhood in earlier times (when the actual, as opposed to the perceived, risk of molestation was probably no less).”
“You don't need to go back in time to be awesome; you just have to start right now. Regretting that you didn't start earlier is a great distraction from moving on your dream today, and the reality is that today is earlier than tomorrow.”
“Today we see the art of the past as nobody saw it before. We actually perceive it in a different way.”
“This is Huck Finn, a child of mine of shady reputation. Be good to him for his parent's sake.”
“Earlier today I was eating a nugget.”
“My misery is reaching epidemic proportions.”