“The resemblance of the signs of the zodiac to the animals after which they are named... is as unimpressive as the predictions of astrologers.”

“Love is not a condition of the spirit but a sign of the zodiac.”

“Skepsis. I am a true skeptic, born under the noble sign of skepsis, the sign of the man who knows that all astrology is absolutely and without reservation the bullest of bullsh*t that ever there was. It is a senseless delusion that does not even have the benefit of being harmless fun. It is a harmful bore. Harmful to the human spirit, harmful to the dignity and wonder of the real universe and the real power of the mind to think for itself. I hate astrology with a fervor that is almost frightening. - Stephen Fry (when asked what sign he would be if he could create his own zodiac)”

“The zodiac's twelve signs are said to represent powerful archetypes that are universal in theme.”

“I love to sleep. My astrological sign is the sloth.”

“I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield.”