“Humans generally get out the gist of what they need to say right at the beginning, then spend forever qualifying, contradicting, burnishing or taking important things back. Yor rareley miss anything by cutting most people off after two sentences.”
“Some things don't need to be cut back. They need to be cut off.”
“What? You’d dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication?”That’s when you need a drink the most.”
“Ask two people to tell you anything, you’ll get two versions. Even easy things like directions, let alone important or semi-controversial topics like why a fight started or what a person was generally like. If you don’t know something for yourself, you just can’t be sure.”
“After our next date, we’ll be spending most of our time making out, so we need to get all the questions out of the way now.”
“It is not important to have said a thing first, or best - or even most interestingly. What is important is to say it on the right occasion.”