“Tweet, tweet, you're alive, you ignorant asshole.”
“You want me to whatbook? And Tweet? Like a bird? Are you serious?”
“Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.”
“If you send someone a snarky Tweet, does that make you an Angry Bird?”
“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.”
“My mother, she killed me,My father, he ate me,My sister Marlene,Gathered all my bones,Tied them in a silken scarf,Laid them beneath the juniper tree,Tweet, tweet, what a beautiful bird am I.”