“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.”

“Don't drink too much.""When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop.""I'll have to get a shorter name.""I'll have to forget how to spell it.”

“The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure you deal and don't let them buy you drinks. They'll slip you a formaldehyde roofie and pry the gold fillings out of your teeth.”

“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]”

“Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.”

“I guarantee you I'm not going to forget your voice. We're going to run into each other down the road sometime, and when we do I'm going to pop you apart one rivet at a time.""There's the monster. Hello, monster.”