“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.”

“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“Thanks for treating me like, you know, a person through all this shit. I know that isn't always easy. (Stark)You do have a habit of pissing on other people's welcome mats. But, when a gentleman gives you a booty call to a massacre, it's easy to forgive. Ciao. (Candy)”

“Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)”

“Revenge is never what you think it's going to be. There's no pleasure and glory, and when it's done your grief remains. Once a man does the things you're talking about, he will never be the same, and he can never go back to who he was before. Worst of all, no matter how many enemies you kill, you are never satisfied. There is always one more who deserves it. When it becomes too easy to kill, it never ends.”

“I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.”

“If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.”