“No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.”

“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“I'm trying very hard not to think about anything I'm doing. Of all the iffy things I've ever done in my life, I've never had to ditch a body before. While it's giving me a migraine right now, I think the fact that I'm not an expert on corpse disposal says a lot of good things about me and my life choices.”

“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.”

“You don't have to be afraid of me. Eugene likes you. Doc likes you. That means I like you. We're all family now. All the funny little people who live in the cracks of the world.”

“All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out.”

“Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.”