“The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.”

“Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.”

“The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all headed for the sausage factory. Maybe I've been hallucinating this whole time and there is no Heaven and Hell. Instead of having to choose between God and the devil, maybe our only real choice comes down to link or patty?”

“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.”

“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)”

“No hospitals, she says.I know.Where are we going?For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?Fuck you.That's my favorite, too.”