“What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?”
“An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.”
“Say what you would about the dietary requirements, vampirism sure did do great things for the skin and body.”
“Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.”
“What would these young kids do if they didn't have a computer? They wouldn't find their way around the own back pocketsfrom Amaury's Hellion (Scanguards Vampires, #2)”
“Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water won’t hurt me whatcha gonna try next?”