“If I had feelings, I probably wouldn’t have even survived.”

“I would have made a good pope.”

“I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

“I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.”

“I really believe life is simple. It's all the other people that make things complicated.”

“I wouldn't want to be a Russian leader. You'd never know when you were being taped.”

“So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on the edge of the precipice because over the years you have become fascinated by how close you can walk without losing your balance.”