“Prof. Wheeler was called away last night so I took over his course in mechanics for the day. I spent all last night preparing. It went very nicely and smoothly. It was a good experience---I guess I'll do a lot of that.”
“Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.”
“I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her house, dropped her off, and went home to masturbate.”
“I spent six hours becoming one with a shrubbery last night. There were three cloudbursts and a rain of small and very confused frogs”
“I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I took a vow of silence.”
“I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language. I fell asleep in the fetal position in her cat's litter box. Ah, 'twas a great night. I'll never forget dancing with an albino under the stars.”