“Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli”
“Nothing heals the soul like chocolate ... It's God's apology for broccoli.”
“No apologies. I could kiss you right now." Judging by the look in his chocolate-brown eyes, he meant it.”
“God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.”
“Friends are God's way of apologizing for your family.”
“Friends are how God apologizes for your family."---Mike”